Me: Hello, God.via: Atheist in a mini van
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: My name is Paul. What is your name?
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Paul. My name is God.
Me: Who named you God?
God: I was created by Myself.
Me: If you were created, that implies there was a time before you existed.
God: I will let you know when I become a created that implies there was a time before me existed.
Me: That sentence makes no sense.
God: I will let you know when I become a created that implies there was a time before me existed. makes sense to me though.
Me: Are you stupid?
God: No, Paul, I certainly am not stupid.
Me: Is English your second language?
Me: Ah, so you simply have difficulty expressing yourself clearly?
God: So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: Paul said I simply have difficulty expressing yourself clearly.
Me: That explains a lot.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Talking to God
It seems like everyone else is talking to God these days. Why not me, too?