Monday, September 18, 2006

Toronto psychic May Miller

Brad Pitt: I'll Marry When Everyone Can
SEPT. 12 - NEW YORK — Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped. "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

   Normally, I have no time for entertainment gossip news. I couldn't care less which recent co-star Jennifer Anniston is banging, or who Russell Crowe last clocked with a telephone. But, something about the above quoted news story made me pause.
   Somewhere, in the deep, unused recesses of my mind, a little bell was ringing. Well, it wasn't really that clear, like a bell ringing. More like one of those little, silver dinner bells, except that whoever was ringing it had it all wrapped up in a napkin, so that instead of going, "ding, ding," it was going, "tink, tink." You know, one of those things you're not really sure you're hearing at all. Which I wasn't, really, because it was in my head.

   I didn't think anything more of it until today, when I was doing a little bit of routine tidying of the computer. I was going through the 'My Documents' folder, deleting old pictures of kittens, and well endowed women, and Jackass videos that people insist on sending me via e-mail, when I came across a text document titled: Breakfast Television Psychic Predictions 20-06-2006, containing predicitons made on air by Toronto Psychic May Miller.
   Suddenly, a light went on. It was so bright, that the guy with the dinner bell threw up his hands to cover his eyes, inadvertently hitting himself in the head with the little, napkin-wrapped package, which dropped to the floor. The napkin flipped open, and the bell rolled across the floor to the stairs, over the edge, and into the basement: "Ding, clank, thud, ding, smack, ding, flub, rattle, rattle, rattle."

   What? That's what it sounded like. In my head.

   Anyway, it reminded me of why that news article caught my subconscious attention. I had written about Toronto Psychic May Miller and her predictions back when she first made them, and again several weeks later. One of Toronto Psychic May Miller's predictions was that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would marry before the end of the year. Now, I know the year's not over yet, but the above quoted news story would seem to indicate that an upcoming marriage is pretty unlikely.
   Then again, Angie could well hit the proverbial roof after hearing those comments, and Bradley might end up popping the question and rushing to the altar in a contrition wedding ceremony in the very near future. You never know with women. We will have to just wait and see how this prediction by Toronto Psychic May Miller plays out.

   Oh, and, apparently, J-Lo is still not pregnant.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

psychic or no psychic, under Brad's terms, I hope he never weds.  -  Barbara

Anonymous said...

I wish he could get married tomorrow. I'd gladly give Toronto Psychic May Miller this one if it meant an end to bigotry and hatred towards other human beings.
-Paul

Anonymous said...

Well said Paul.  I've never understood the "arguments" against gay marriage.  

http://www.idrewthis.org/2004/marriage.html
http://www.idrewthis.org/2004/amendment.html

-Alec

Anonymous said...

"Until everyone can marry, I'll just keep banging the supermodel."