Nick, nick, nickety-nick

   Via Dan, I have the latest and greatest silly list meme on teh internets.

Five things...

...in my refrigerator.
1) Strawberries
2) Beer
3) Cream cheese
4) Maple syrup
5) A box of Arm & Hammer baking soda

...in my closet.
1) A Minolta X-700 camera outfit with 28mm, 50mm, 70-210mm lenses, motor drive, flash unit, tripod, and various and sundry accessories.
2) A duffel bag containing pairs of curling shoes, grippers and gloves, a stop watch, and a baseball cap.
3) A rack containing about fifty ties, of which I have worn one in the past year.
4) The suit that goes with that tie.
5) Tom Cruise.

...in my purse.
1) nothing
2) nothing
3) nothing
4) the kitchen sink
5) nothing

...in my vehicle.
1) A tarpaulin
2) Sawdust
3) Entrenching tools
4) A big old bag of leaves
5) A set of industrial bolt clippers
"...if you're stumbling home, after the dance,
oh my God, you haven't got a chance..."

   I know, none of you got that last bit. Don't worry about it, you never had a chance.

tags: Memes