The Bible
The Bible was written by God as a merchandising tie-in to His blockbuster film "The Ten Commandments." Each book of the Bible is named after a person who features prominently in it, for example, the Book of Numbers, which is named after Herschel Numbers, who invented numerals. The Bible was so successful that God wrote a sequel, "Bible II: On to Rome," now generally called "The New Testament." Protestants believe the Bible is literal and exactly true in every detail except the description of the Eucharist, while Catholics are not allowed to read the Bible.
Heh.
tags:Blogs, Skepticism, Religion
7 comments:
You just can't help yourself can you??
Dude... I'm on nights here. I need some thought provoking threads here.
This is a good start but... more, more!
Brent
PS: I'll have to check out those blogs as well.
His blog is interesting Paul... it would seem though, that he is a 'believer' as you are wont to call those of us, who are not atheistic. See his 4/14 entry...
be well,
Dawn
Rats! Nevermind me. I just came here hoping I'd be the 20,000th visitor, and that I might get a free piece of cake or something.
On the other hand, I definitely think God needs better P.R. people. This whole "terrify people into believing in me" thing just isn't working in this day and age.
-DP
Catholics are allowed to read the bible today but are encouraged to interpret it in a "Catholic" way otherwise being guilty of heresy. Did I fail to mention I was Traditional Catholic for 23 years?
I'm off to read his blog!
Thanks:)
Dianna
It's blogs like that that make me regret I have but a few precious moments to commit to reading stuff I shouldn't be, while at work, and needs must restrict myself to my previously established blogroll.
Funny snippet though.
Simon
http://simianfarmer.com
I love the Cosmic Water Cooler. He's on my list of daily reads--I've been meaning to link him (and a bunch of others).
um...Paul... yuo mean Moses and his ten from God, no?
hugs,nat
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